The Award goes to… ME! – I’m a Star!

It seems a new friend has decided I am worthy of being nominated for an award… the one above with the pretty background, that includes a link to the creators blog, one Okoto Enigma.

Rules:

1. Put the award logo or image in your post.

√ Easy enough… It’s at the top of the page!

2. List all the rules.

√ Rules are listed… not a fan of rules but I can follow simple instructions… In theory anyway.. looks good, I DID IT!!!

3. Thank whoever nominated you and leave a link to their blog.

√ That would be Supernatural Snark! Thanks by the way, in case I forgot to do that someplace… (looks around the place…) I’ve enjoyed your Blog all this month of April and look forward to what’s next.

4. Tell your readers three things about yourself.

√ Sure thing…

  Number One – I am, in fact, an Elf banished from my home where people do not treat each other the way you humans do. You can see Page 29 for further details. The words under the Title Banner of the Blog are Elvish… in case you are interested.

Number Two – HAHAHAH I made a pun… kinda… never mind just pretend that didn’t happen. So ummm #2. I do content writing for various websites and people. They pay me money, which is why I don’t have my name here cause no one wants to pay the idiot who writes the ridiculous stuff I put on here… or who uses bathroom humor (still can’t believe I did that)

Number 3 – I have been writing since High School… well writing stories anyway, I don’t think Homework counts. I still have some of them, they involve a classmate who we all thought was Evil… Also a murderous chicken. I was heavily influenced by the Far Side by Gary Larson.

5. Nominate readers and notify them.

√ Well now, I can’t nominate the person who nominated me… so let me think. Also… I understand if any of you simply don’t have the time.

Planet Pailly by, J.S. Pailly. Lord knows he doesn’t have enough to do. Love his blog so glad I found it. I learn things and get to laugh as I do it and he gave me hope for poor Pluto. Thank you for a fun month!

All In A Dads Work by, Eric Wood. Not a lot of Dads out there blogging about a Dads life, at least in my experience. Eric has a good sense of humor I’ve enjoyed his posts and laughed along several times as I nodded with him while reading it.

The End Justifies The Journey by J.Gi Federizo. I’ve enjoyed the posts here over the month of April. It ranges around which is part of what I like! It looks like the blog may have already gotten this award… But not with this amazing picture like what I have.. so maybe add a star to it!

True North Bricks  by well… a Canadian/ Finnish Lego person 🙂 Yellow from the looks of his about page. Look on the plus side If someone named me it would be some weird Eye Globe person with delusions. I’ve had a lot of fun reading his Blog this month, he even recommended I break out my Legos and play… So I did, THANKS!

Akousitk by A.K. Prowling I nominated this because sheer determination to finish should be rewarded. So it shall be! At least by me, I enjoyed the posts and the dedication. Good Job!!

Barbed Words by… Well I can’t find who 🙂 That’s ok though since I enjoyed your Blog as well this month. Plus, anyone who claims to be the worlds least prolific Blogger should get an award… for making me chuckle and think too… less so on the thinking though, makes me head hurt!

Dorky Mom Doodles by Hmmm seems here at the end of my list I can’t find names so I will say D.M. Doodle (grin). Been fun all month and the artwork makes me laugh. I see parallels between things her littles do and what mine used to do.

Janet Smiles by Janet… and I think maybe with some input from her husband. Feel free to correct me 🙂 All month I saw scrapbooking about her concert trips and was jealous. I liked her posts, her comments here and had a good time interacting with her.

What Sandra Thinks was nominated by Snark… So I won’t duplicate that on her. But I was thinking of ya! So if you want to answer my questions just for fun.., you can in comments or do the whole thing again (laugh)
6.Link back to the creator of the award.

√ Click the pretty picture up top I bet at this point… you forgot there were numbers since I just keep typing and typing and typing….

7. Ask your nominees any 5 questions of your choice with a weird or funny question.

These are the Questions Supernatural Snark asked me!

Fave Backstreet Boys song? Umm Seriously Snark? sheesh… ok umm The one where I didn’t have to hear them sing 🙂 Fine Fine, ok…  The cover they di for “Set adrift on a Memory Bliss” by PM Dawn.

If you had a superpower what would it be and why? Well now… I would like to be able to teleport.. or Dissaporate… or anything that would keep me from having to drive in traffic. The humans irritate me with the non blinker, swerving, nose picking, cutting people off, speaker on wheels having idiocy… so Yah.. teleportation please! 🙂

If I offered you the chance to become invisible or a million dollars which one would you accept? Easy, Invisibility… I could make more than a million just robbing banks at that point.. tie that in with my teleportation super power and I could very shortly own my own Secret lair on some Deserted Island patrolled by Sharks with Friggin laser beams!

Have you ever eaten ice cream with a fork? I didn’t like my answer originally… so I am right now between sentences eating some ice cream with a fork. How’s that for being a team player huh!

Can you touch your nose with your tongue? (I can’t, LOL). Nope but thanks for bringing up painful memories of my youth… all the other kids could do it but not me. They would leave me out of there reindeer games and make fun of me for my glowi… oh wait no, I got myself and Rudolph confused again.

My Questions for the Lovely folks I nominated!

Tell us about something that you used to believe only to find out it was incorrect?

If given the choice between Cake or Death… what would it be?

What was your imaginary friends name and what special skills did they have?

What is your all time most watched movie?

When you have downtime… (Laugh.. yah I know) Ok, If you ever had downtime… What would you do? 

8. Share the link to your best/favorite post of yours.

√ Link to my Favorite.. please do go read it.

Gnomes and if you like it.. it has sequels (laugh) Please though.. comment, like, share… I’ve decided I like followers… Kind of like minions… only not yellow… except True North Bricks his Avatar is yellow 🙂