Outside Perception
Amin n'rangwa edanea
Sharks in town…..
I can hear the theme music now < ♫ >. Seems yesterday several sharks decided to pay a visit to the beautiful waterfront here in the Hampton’s. I’m not sure why their being discriminated against, after all we let folks from all over come to our beaches, whats wrong with the sharks? Hell I bet the sharks are nicer than some. Well in the township of Quogue they were likely irritated about the sharks not having a parking sticker but other than that I just don’t know. Beaches are closed since the first sightings in Cupsogue and from there all the way to Smith Point Park.
- Nothing to see here, move along.
Apparently Police put helicopters in the air to track them <and make sure they didn’t park illegally>. The Basking sharks came within 15 feet of the shore and in larger than normal groups. Now here’s the weird part. These sharks don’t eat people, they eat small fish and yummy things like that. Honestly no shark prefers Human, something about them being rancid from some kind of oil and just a bit scary with all the screaming that goes on during meals, According to Sharks Quint, Hooper, and Brody interview below.
- “Their Rancid, and loud, it hurts my ears” Said Quint
No Humans were eaten during this terrible ordeal. Three of the sharks were interviewed and explained how Humans always tasted rancid and made loud obnoxious noises when eaten.
Here’s the thing though the beaches are still closed the shark warning signs were still up. The news reports are all telling you OHH NOO big scary shark. . They report that there are claims they might have been attracted because of a dead seal found on the beach Wednesday morning. SCARY MAN EATING…. Wait, they eat small fish and plankton, they cruise close to shore which is why there called “Basking” Sharks. So why are the news people still reporting about dead seals and beach closings? Makes ya wonder doesn’t it? At the very least I gave ya the same info and mine was more entertaining. So let this be a lesson to you…Sharks wont eat you if you are rancid and loud Quint said so during his interview. Think I’ll go take some pictures tomorrow at the beach. Hope I don’t get a ticket.
Welcome,
Wondering why your here? Well Like me you’re hoping to be entertained, enlightened and kill some time. Here’s what I do. I write to amuse myself usually, sometimes to exorcise anger demons. I have a permit to do this given to me long ago its inscribed in a book that was given to me and is a quote from Robert Fulghum.
I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge,
That myth is more potent than history,
That dreams are more powerful than facts,
That hope always triumphs over experience,
That laughter is the only cure for grief,
And I believe that love is stronger than death.
Fairly simple and yet not. So keep this in mind as you read what I write, and keep it in mind when you read what others write. Everything is correct from a certain point of view.
So what shall we talk about? Oh I know……
