Nickels – Why you shouldn’t Eat them.

Now, this is 100% a joke. No one should eat nickels… but sometimes it is a super fun idea to feed nickels to people who are super dumb. SUPER DUMB! So here are, lets go with the top 10 reasons.. nah 11 reason to feed a roll of nickels to a person.

1. The person in question seems to be in dire need of this particular metal in their diet.
2. The person has so much air in their head that they are going to float away so this will help anchor them
3. They don’t have two to rub together and you want to help out.
4. They complain that their poop floats and this is a helpful way to stop that.
5. During meetings they say “What If” and make everything take longer.
6. Repeatedly asking the same question only louder and more emphatically.
7. They wear a mask not covering their nose not understanding how the respiratory system works.
8. People who think 8 is great.
9. People who feed quarters to people raising the cost of feeding people coins
10. wanting to eat nickels yourself rather than feeding them to others, don’t be greedy
11. People who don’t have ideas for the letter “N” and making a list about feeding people nickels.

Honestly, I had a running joke with a friend about feeding people nickels when they did something stupid. Miss the friend, thought I’d toss this out there for fun.

Movie.. hmmm I don’t care its April and I don’t care if people think its “C” when its “N” National Lampoons, Christmas vacation.

6 Comments on “Nickels – Why you shouldn’t Eat them.”

1. LOL great reasons IMO

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2. I definitely agree with 5-7!!! Anyone who prolongs a meeting deserves what they get!

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3. Lol! All this points had me laughing throughout and you even shared bag of nickels pic which would give an idea of wat a nickel bag is to super dumb people! Haha

   Fun post

   Dropping by from a to z “The Pensive”

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4. Hubby just told me the other day that the government might stop producing nickels as they can’t acquire some chemical needed. Better start hoarding my nickels now.

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   • Well, that would cut down on me feeding them to people 🙂 Scarcity…

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     • 😂

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